Sunday, August 21, 2005
9:14 PM

this is damn sa lan...

on my class notice board the put the makr sheet for chinese stating all the results for sec4s.. for all 4 years... my name has it alll in red! mine reads:


CHINESE:
Sec1- 38% (F9) _
Sec2- 27% (F9) _
Sec3- 34% (F9) _
Sec4- D7

damn sa lan can? lol! 2% fail chinese.. thats me!
then i'm like top 5 in sji from the back... hahhahas

i'm the onli one wif 3f9s and then a d7.. in fact i'm just th eonli one wif 3 f9s.. hahahas

take 403 for example all distinctions except for 2 ppl... and one of them is indon taking chinese

but hu cares? i realli happie wif my results..

and i wanna say THANK YOU GODDD =)) I LOVE YOUUUUU!!

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11:26 AM
- fun things to do in lifts

stole this from charissa's blogggiiee=)

Lifts just haven’t been as fun since the Gahmen installed those pesky urine detectors. If you’re looking for alternatives to generating Newater in elevators or just feeling wu liao in general, here’s a list of FUN THINGS TO DO IN LIFTS.

1. Move a desk inside the lift. Wear a suit and sit at the desk. When the doors open, smile and say, “Good morning. Do you have an appointment?”

2. Say “Ding!” at every floor.

3. Use your phone camera to snap everyone who comes in, saying, “Dun mind, ah, for my blog.”

4. Whenever someone presses a button, make a sound like an explosion. (Suggested: “Chibaboom!”)

5. Make farting noises. Then glare at someone and go, “Tsk!”

6. Dress up like a devil. When people get in, smile and ask, “Going down?”

7. When someone steps in, ask, “Which floor?”, then press the wrong one.

8. Whenever the doors open, wave your hand like a Jedi Knight.

9. Meow occasionally. (this one's for darryl!)

10. Pick your nose conspicuously.

11. Approach everyone inside and ask whether they’ve got life insurance.

12. Bring an empty bag into the lift. Open it a little, and whisper into it, “Got enough air in there, not? You sure, ah?”

13. Wear all white, and shake everyone’s hands, saying, “More good years!”

14. Sit on the floor, hug your knees and rock back and forth, humming “Count On Me, Singapore
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:: me

Edwin Low
SJI
SJI, sailing
[Capt]
Legion (QOAS)
[Vice- Pres]
SJI Peer Support leader
LLTC ‘04 Participant
edboy89@hotmail.com
edwin_low_wj@sji.moe.edu.sg


:: like

bikini bottom
friends
computer
piglet stuffed toy
bumble bee toy
legionaires
my national Byte teamates


:: hates

hypocrites
suck uppers
homework
training!!


:: wants

square pants :)
new phone
new computer
new web cam
more school bags
another trucker cap
a hamster
more winnie the pooh merchandise


:: da past

07/04/2004 - 07/11/2004 07/11/2004 - 07/18/2004 07/18/2004 - 07/25/2004 07/25/2004 - 08/01/2004 08/01/2004 - 08/08/2004 08/15/2004 - 08/22/2004 08/22/2004 - 08/29/2004 08/29/2004 - 09/05/2004 09/05/2004 - 09/12/2004 09/12/2004 - 09/19/2004 09/19/2004 - 09/26/2004 10/03/2004 - 10/10/2004 10/17/2004 - 10/24/2004 10/24/2004 - 10/31/2004 10/31/2004 - 11/07/2004 11/07/2004 - 11/14/2004 11/21/2004 - 11/28/2004 11/28/2004 - 12/05/2004 12/05/2004 - 12/12/2004 12/12/2004 - 12/19/2004 12/19/2004 - 12/26/2004 12/26/2004 - 01/02/2005 01/02/2005 - 01/09/2005 01/09/2005 - 01/16/2005 01/16/2005 - 01/23/2005 01/23/2005 - 01/30/2005 01/30/2005 - 02/06/2005 02/06/2005 - 02/13/2005 02/13/2005 - 02/20/2005 02/20/2005 - 02/27/2005 02/27/2005 - 03/06/2005 03/13/2005 - 03/20/2005 03/20/2005 - 03/27/2005 03/27/2005 - 04/03/2005 04/03/2005 - 04/10/2005 04/10/2005 - 04/17/2005 04/17/2005 - 04/24/2005 04/24/2005 - 05/01/2005 05/08/2005 - 05/15/2005 05/15/2005 - 05/22/2005 05/29/2005 - 06/05/2005 06/12/2005 - 06/19/2005 06/19/2005 - 06/26/2005 06/26/2005 - 07/03/2005 07/03/2005 - 07/10/2005 07/17/2005 - 07/24/2005 07/31/2005 - 08/07/2005 08/07/2005 - 08/14/2005 08/14/2005 - 08/21/2005 08/21/2005 - 08/28/2005 08/28/2005 - 09/04/2005 09/04/2005 - 09/11/2005 09/11/2005 - 09/18/2005 10/02/2005 - 10/09/2005 10/09/2005 - 10/16/2005 10/23/2005 - 10/30/2005 01/01/2006 - 01/08/2006

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